Reply to: What sort of criminal would you be?

[vetran]

Sure you didn't mean bugger?

its only illegal if you tie them up, use your fist & film it apparently.

[vwdan]

[BrilloPad]

A banker, a lawyer, an MP? Actually probably none of them as you said he's done porridge...

Or maybe all of them?

You are right - those lot never do stir. Last I remember was Ernest Saunders who said he found prison stressful so he was let out!

[darmstadt]

A couple of weeks ago I met with a friend who introduced me to someone who has never done an honest days work in his life. He has done porridge - but has a hell of alot of money.

He says he has been very lucky. And that being a criminal is a very very bad choice. Way way better to do things the honest way with the law on your side.

A banker, a lawyer, an MP? Actually probably none of them as you said he's done porridge...

[mudskipper]

Where's the tax dodger option?

[BrilloPad]

A couple of weeks ago I met with a friend who introduced me to someone who has never done an honest days work in his life. He has done porridge - but has a hell of alot of money.

He says he has been very lucky. And that being a criminal is a very very bad choice. Way way better to do things the honest way with the law on your side.

[darmstadt]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

Sure you didn't mean bugger?

[original PM]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

What like a bacon cheese one?

Not sure it is criminal to want to be a burger - maybe just a bit mad!

[scooterscot]

A cUK admin,

[FatLazyContractor]

Which criminal?
Thief
Murderer
Evil Mastermind
Cybercriminal
Pimp
AndyW

His mum?

[SimonMac]

Where is the Henchman option? I can see myself as Terry to some new Arthur Daley

[barrydidit]

I've been watching 'Our Friends In The North' over the past couple of days. I reckon I could go with being a Soho porn baron in the the 60's/70's. It's got vice, corruption and violence built into one industry - perfect.

Also, I would have a brass doorplate reading

TestMangler
Porn Baron

Which would be nice.

[Cliphead]

Successful

[BrilloPad]

I think I would do something worse than all you mentioned put together - I would be a politician.

[vwdan]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I