What sort of criminal would you be?

[yasockie]

It's this time of year, where I question to sanity of spending my days invoicing for work that people don't want and don't need.
Still beats thug life for now - I just can't see the appeal of standing in the cold pushing the product, or risking bleeding from breaking shop windows.
If I were a criminal, I'd probably try to pull off some classic bank heists or something romantic of that sort.
How about you?

[vwdan]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

[BrilloPad]

I think I would do something worse than all you mentioned put together - I would be a politician.

[Cliphead]

Successful

[barrydidit]

I've been watching 'Our Friends In The North' over the past couple of days. I reckon I could go with being a Soho porn baron in the the 60's/70's. It's got vice, corruption and violence built into one industry - perfect.

Also, I would have a brass doorplate reading

TestMangler
Porn Baron

Which would be nice.

[SimonMac]

Where is the Henchman option? I can see myself as Terry to some new Arthur Daley

[FatLazyContractor]

Which criminal?
Thief
Murderer
Evil Mastermind
Cybercriminal
Pimp
AndyW

His mum?

[scooterscot]

A cUK admin,

[original PM]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

What like a bacon cheese one?

Not sure it is criminal to want to be a burger - maybe just a bit mad!

[darmstadt]

A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

Sure you didn't mean bugger?