So boys have you ever got your wallet out before getting your chap out?

[TestMangler]

necrophilia?

Only necrophilia of the wallet.......he's from Yorkshire.....

[Dactylion]

necrophilia?

I used to enjoy that - until some rotten.........

[MaryPoppins]

I suspect MP meant romanticised view in that it's probably even more sleazy than we thought.

But £15 for 15 minutes? That's £60 an hour - a not unreasonable day rate...

Yes, ta MS

[barrydidit]

I notice, with great interest, that 'BarryDidIt' has not yet contributed to this thread.....

Probably too busy on 'Punternet' using the search criteria 'Huddersfield+dead cheap'

Sorry, been over in Bolton. 'tis even cheaper than da hudd.

What was the question?

[xoggoth]

Used to be some great places in Edinburgh. So I've heard that is, ahem.

[darmstadt]

That reminds me of a German friend, who does pay for sex as its pretty much legal here and not so much frowned upon, who went to London for a weeks holiday. Apparently he got accosted somewhere in Soho by a young lady and decided to go for it as he'd never done 'it' in a foreign land and especially not in England. The price, this was a while ago, he found out was GBP20 for the works which he said was okay but he told her that he was a bit kinky and so it was up to GBP30.

Anyway she takes him to her one room above a kebab place and gets undressed, now my friend had his equipment with him just on the off chance and opened his bag taking out four large springs and asked the girl to put one on each elbow and knee. He told her that there was nothing to be worried about, nothing heavy as she was looking a bit apprehensive by now but she did as asked. The next step was to get down on all fours, which she did, grudgingly, and then to start bouncing up and down. He then took a duck whistle out and asked her to blow on it while he entered her from behind. Once again there was some hesitation and an extra GBP5 sorted that little problem out.

So, he's pumping away, she's bouncing up and down blowing on the duck whistle and this goes on for about 15 minutes until, surprise surprise she collapses, screaming and crying in pleasure. My friend stops and asks what the matter is and she says: "that was the most fantastic sex I have ever had and I have never had had so many orgasms. How the hell do make it so good?" His reply was: "that was because I was using the Foursprung Duck Technique!"

[TestMangler]

That reminds me of a German friend, who does pay for sex as its pretty much legal here and not so much frowned upon, who went to London for a weeks holiday. Apparently he got accosted somewhere in Soho by a young lady and decided to go for it as he'd never done 'it' in a foreign land and especially not in England. The price, this was a while ago, he found out was GBP20 for the works which he said was okay but he told her that he was a bit kinky and so it was up to GBP30.

Anyway she takes him to her one room above a kebab place and gets undressed, now my friend had his equipment with him just on the off chance and opened his bag taking out four large springs and asked the girl to put one on each elbow and knee. He told her that there was nothing to be worried about, nothing heavy as she was looking a bit apprehensive by now but she did as asked. The next step was to get down on all fours, which she did, grudgingly, and then to start bouncing up and down. He then took a duck whistle out and asked her to blow on it while he entered her from behind. Once again there was some hesitation and an extra GBP5 sorted that little problem out.

So, he's pumping away, she's bouncing up and down blowing on the duck whistle and this goes on for about 15 minutes until, surprise surprise she collapses, screaming and crying in pleasure. My friend stops and asks what the matter is and she says: "that was the most fantastic sex I have ever had and I have never had had so many orgasms. How the hell do make it so good?" His reply was: "that was because I was using the Foursprung Duck Technique!"

[TheFaQQer]

Sorry, been over in Bolton. 'tis even cheaper than da hudd.

If you'd read the thread, you'd have seen typical Bolton prices:

Cheap as in £10 for a BJ, £15 for sex with a condom, £20 for sex without.

The case was assault and an alleged rape of a young prostitute in Bolton, so prices may not be indicative of the country as a whole.

[d000hg]

I dread to think how cheap it would be in the NE if those are the Bolton prices.

[GlenW]

I dread to think how cheap it would be in the NE if those are the Bolton prices.

On a Friday night at the Quayside in Newcastle a bottle of Budweiser is the going rate.
That's why Newcastle is the largest city in Europe without a red light district.