So boys have you ever got your wallet out before getting your chap out?

[TheFaQQer]

Indeed, more than 3 times a week and he still got divorced? That can't be normal.

It's a mate of Tarbera - that should tell you whether there is anything "normal" involved

[OwlHoot]

I was going to say that. I think I might have a slightly romanticised view of it.

I've heard one trick is to tear a couple of 20 pound notes (or whatever) in half and give half before and the other half after.

[barrydidit]

Not according to the prostitutes that were testifying at the trial where I was on jury duty. They both testified that they got the money up front.

That was a key part of the evidence.

I know they'd have to keep it somewhere, but wouldn't that make it a bit sticky?

[d000hg]

I was going to say that. I think I might have a slightly romanticised view of it.

I've never heard paying for sex described as romantic before. If a date offered you money would you think it was touching?

[darmstadt]

I've heard one trick is to tear a couple of 20 pound notes (or whatever) in half and give half before and the other half after.

That sentence sounds like one of those, "a friend of a friend once said..."

[MaryPoppins]

I've never heard paying for sex described as romantic before. If a date offered you money would you think it was touching?

That's not what I meant.

[darmstadt]

I've never heard paying for sex described as romantic before. If a date offered you money would you think they were worth touching?

FTFY

[vetran]

It's a mate of Tarbera - that should tell you whether there is anything "normal" involved

oh look a rising personal petard...

[EternalOptimist]

I never smoked a joint, and never paid a bird for sex.

never had a problem getting a good time, but obv nowhere in the same league as Cliphead (the legendary scotbonker)

[KentPhilip]

Although I'm a UKIPPER I have to say that the influx of young Bulgarians and Romanians into the country has swelled the coffers of available young female hookers. Take a look at adultwork.com (NSFW!) which is teeming to the rafters with hot home-counties totty at £60 for half an hour

I might have to hand in my membership card.