So boys have you ever got your wallet out before getting your chap out?

[FatLazyContractor]

Only the unprofessional ones would taste it, and struggle swallowing.


I'd imagine.

You mean the real professional ones don't struggle swallowing?

[MaryPoppins]

You mean the real professional ones don't struggle swallowing?

[vetran]

I always assumed you'd pay after, not before.

I suspect it has moved to pre payment due to a small percentage of less honorable punters.

[Pondlife]

I suspect it has moved to pre payment due to a small percentage of less honorable punters.

I hear FLC has to pay a month's worth up front and the same amount as a deposit to cover accidental damages.

[Flashman]

Met an old buddy on a plane a few weeks ago, divorced that very day - he worked out the wife got approx £380 per pumping out of the divorce settlement (£495K for 7 years marriage)

A very nice daily rate there. Contracting, the oldest profession....

[FatLazyContractor]

A very nice daily rate there. Contracting, the oldest profession....

I think you originally said 'Hourly rate' and I presume the OP's mate calculated the price as £380 per pumping

Wonder who could pump for an hour though

[vetran]

A very nice daily rate there. Contracting, the oldest profession....

She must have been pretty up for it at the beginning assuming it took a year or so for the divorce.

Maybe he was a six time a nighter? They only had a sex session once a fortnight.

[vetran]

Wonder who could pump for an hour though

who can't?

[d000hg]

Met an old buddy on a plane a few weeks ago, divorced that very day - he worked out the wife got approx £380 per pumping out of the divorce settlement (£495K for 7 years marriage)

By my basic back of the condom packet maths that works out to a quickie every other day plus a cheeky extra on his birthday and at christmas.

Indeed, more than 3 times a week and he still got divorced? That can't be normal.

[TheFaQQer]

I always assumed you'd pay after, not before.

Not according to the prostitutes that were testifying at the trial where I was on jury duty. They both testified that they got the money up front.

That was a key part of the evidence.