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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSY02 wants me to have this done but sadly I cannot.
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostCannot due to the fact that I am a bedwetting fraidycat.
I got done fifteen years ago. Scheduled it for a Friday so I'd have the weekend to recover. The op muscle relaxant interacted nicely with the post-op couple of pints. Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making friends with a pack of frozen peas. Monday, all ok, so I drove to work. All was fine, until I got to Stockley Park and remembered... the ramps! I've never driven so slowly over them... walked like John Wayne for a couple of days, then everything settled down. No regrets.
All ops carry risk. The risk in female sterlisation is significantly higher, as is childbirth. Man up.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
There are some other reasons women might lose their bits though, are these figures purely for contraceptive purposes?Comment
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Acquaintance : "Oh you should have it done. It's practically painless and you just have a dull ache for a few days"
SY : "Yep, not going to happen"
Acquaintance : "Are you afraid?"
SY : "Yep, petrified"
Acquaintance : "You big girls blouse, just get it done"
SY : "No. You're obviously more of a man than I am. Ah, no, wait ......"Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You don't mind forcing SY02 to go through childbirth about once a yearOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou don't mind forcing SY02 to go through childbirth about once a year
MTFUAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postindeed a far more risky operation.
MTFUKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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My wife knew that if anything happened to me and she found someone else, she wouldn't want to have any more children, so got clamped.
I thought that if anything happened to her, and I found anyone else, we might want to have children.Comment
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