Dozed off on the sofa after my supper tonight.
Woke up with a start when I heard the chink (that OK?) of cutlery on china coming from the floor where I'd deposited my empty plate.
Craned my neck to look down and there's a pair of beady black eyes looking at me from behind a set of twitching whiskers. A little mouse sat in the middle of my plate finishing off the last of my chicken chasseur.
Better get a cat in.
Actually, no. Can't stand the things. The way they sit on kitchen wortops with their asses in direct contact with tge surface on which one prepares food. Think I'd rather have mice in. I'm sure someone will be along in a minute to tell me I need to get pest control in otherwise I'll get weiles disease or something. And if it had been a rat I'd have agreed with you.
Trouble is, I had them in last year and I felt they took advantage of my laissez faire attitude. You give 'em an inch and one minute they're scavenging scraps off your dinner plate while you're asleep, the next they'll have their feet up on your sofa with the remote.
May have to get one of those humane traps and take them down the road to the house with the noisy kids.
Woke up with a start when I heard the chink (that OK?) of cutlery on china coming from the floor where I'd deposited my empty plate.
Craned my neck to look down and there's a pair of beady black eyes looking at me from behind a set of twitching whiskers. A little mouse sat in the middle of my plate finishing off the last of my chicken chasseur.
Better get a cat in.
Actually, no. Can't stand the things. The way they sit on kitchen wortops with their asses in direct contact with tge surface on which one prepares food. Think I'd rather have mice in. I'm sure someone will be along in a minute to tell me I need to get pest control in otherwise I'll get weiles disease or something. And if it had been a rat I'd have agreed with you.
Trouble is, I had them in last year and I felt they took advantage of my laissez faire attitude. You give 'em an inch and one minute they're scavenging scraps off your dinner plate while you're asleep, the next they'll have their feet up on your sofa with the remote.
May have to get one of those humane traps and take them down the road to the house with the noisy kids.
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