Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[CheeseSlice]

You should borrow the term 'Hun' from the Irish. As in 'the Hun' for 'the English'. It's my personal favourite.


And you need some songs like:

The Hun was also a name used by Brits for the Germans. Bit confusing that.

[Churchill]

In your case, it appears you only live.

At least I'm half way there! What's up, Bute getting too small for a small minded Scot?

[TestMangler]

At least I'm half way there! What's up, Bute getting too small for a small minded Scot?

Nah mate, I still get to go to The Republic of Halalifax every now and again, just so I can experience England's green and pleasant land

[Churchill]

Nah mate, I still get to go to The Republic of Halalifax every now and again, just so I can experience England's green and pleasant land

Ah, Yarkshire at its finest! Could be worse, could be Bradfordistan.

[Bunk]

I always thought term "Hun" was used by bigoted Scots to describe anyone who wasn't a bigoted Scot.

Well, you live and learn.

As far as I know, it's used by one lot of bigoted Scots against the other lot of bigoted Scots.

[TestMangler]

Ah, Yarkshire at its finest! Could be worse, could be Bradfordistan.

Occasional ground force attack to Akbar's in Brad for a curry with one of them table sized nans.

[JustinTime]

As far as I know, it's used by one lot of bigoted Scots against the other lot of bigoted Scots.

Yes, the pseudo-Irish side against the pseudo-English side. I've no idea why.

[TestMangler]

As far as I know, it's used by one lot of bigoted Scots against the other lot of bigoted Scots.

That's about the closest description so far.

Except I hate both sides of that divide.

[barrydidit]

Ah, Yarkshire at its finest! Could be worse, could be Bradfordistan.

Hey, don't go bad mouthing the land of Sharon Matthews, peter Sutcliffe and jimmy savile.

[Churchill]

Occasional ground force attack to Akbar's in Brad for a curry with one of them table sized nans.

Akbar's in Manchester, opposite MOSI is worth a visit if you're in that neck of the woods.

But that said, remember what yer mammy said "never eat anything bigger than your head!"