Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[TestMangler]

Hey, don't go bad mouthing the land of Sharon Matthews, peter Sutcliffe and jimmy savile.

Shannon Matthews. Don't you even know the names of your celebrities in that country of yours ?

Next week for pints ??

[Bunk]

That's about the closest description so far.

Except I hate both sides of that divide.

Me too. If it's a no vote, can we at least separate Glasgow and get rid of it? Maybe give it to Northern Ireland.

[Churchill]

Me too. If it's a no vote, can we at least separate Glasgow and get rid of it? Maybe give it to Northern Ireland.

Which part? The Catholic ghetto or the Protestant ghetto?

[d000hg]

So it comes down, I think, to whether the polls have this wrong, because they have no yardsticks for their methodology.

Polls aren't generally to be trusted. If they were trustworthy, everyone would take the poll result for granted and not bother staying up to follow the results!

[TestMangler]

Me too. If it's a no vote, can we at least separate Glasgow and get rid of it? Maybe give it to Northern Ireland.

Don't think all of it will be compatible with your chosen destination

Might need to split it in two, send the huns to the republic and the papes to the NI. A cultural exchange, if you will.

[BrilloPad]

Polls aren't generally to be trusted. If they were trustworthy, everyone would take the poll result for granted and not bother staying up to follow the results!

Why bother? Just get up at 06:30.

The biggest votes aren't even due in until 6am or later.

I am going to get up at 5am. Got to be at my desk by 7am.

[Old Greg]

Don't think all of it will be compatible with your chosen destination

Might need to split it in two, send the huns to the republic and the papes to the NI. A cultural exchange, if you will.

And we'll keep Shetland.

[TestMangler]

And we'll keep Shetland.

Shetland says '**** Off Old Greg'

Shetland News says Yes to independence | Shetland News

[barrydidit]

Shannon Matthews. Don't you even know the names of your celebrities in that country of yours ?

Next week for pints ??

Shannon was the daughter, Sharon the dog faced mother iirc

Pints, yep. In da fax? The ship is shut again you won't be surprised to hear.

[Old Greg]

Shetland says '**** Off Old Greg'

Shetland News says Yes to independence | Shetland News

Oh I think we can fix that. Unless they want Trident stationed is Sullom Voe of course.