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    #21
    MF - So I can feel super awesome about myself. Also useful as cannon/zombie fodder.
    Cliphead - As he can cook and is a good drinking buddy.
    Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.

    HTH
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.

      HTH
      The post-apocalyptic radiation might ,mutate him into a beautiful blonde.

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        #23
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Probably waxed paper bags were more for thermal protection, either from the initial blast or keeping warm in the subsequent days holed up in a shelter.

        Here's an interesting looking Nuclear War Survival Skills ebook for Suity to obsess over, with a foreword by Edward Teller no less, the original Dr Strangelove himself
        Having seen a lot of noddy suits they seem to contain some sort of charcoal, I assume it was from a training exercise but found a lot years ago on the dorset coastline
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #24
          I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!





          /casual sexism.

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            #25
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            So which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?
            If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #26
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.
              Just take AndyW
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                I'm sure brown paper bags had a useful antiradiation capacity.

                Why else would HMG have included the advice in "Protect & Survive"?

                I think you also had to soak your curtains (no fnaaring please) in a solution of borax. It's now difficult to find as, apparently, it's dangerous.
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Not so sure about that - With his four kids, he's well on the way already!
                  You want Suitys milkman then.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I think you also had to soak your curtains (no fnaaring please)
                    Too late

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!

                      /casual sexism.
                      That's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.

                      But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
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