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I would take the 3 fattest. Then kill them and eat them. Can I take Fava beans and Cianti too?
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Are you saying northernladyuk and northernladuk have never been seen together at the same time ?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI think if one of the ladies was northernladyuk you would prefer to be in the cage......
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I think if one of the ladies was northernladyuk you would prefer to be in the cage......Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.
But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
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That's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!
/casual sexism.
But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
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You want Suitys milkman then.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostNot so sure about that - With his four kids, he's well on the way already!
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I think you also had to soak your curtains (no fnaaring please) in a solution of borax. It's now difficult to find as, apparently, it's dangerous.Originally posted by zeitghostI'm sure brown paper bags had a useful antiradiation capacity.
Why else would HMG have included the advice in "Protect & Survive"?

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If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?
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I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!
/casual sexism.
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Having seen a lot of noddy suits they seem to contain some sort of charcoal, I assume it was from a training exercise but found a lot years ago on the dorset coastlineOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostProbably waxed paper bags were more for thermal protection, either from the initial blast or keeping warm in the subsequent days holed up in a shelter.
Here's an interesting looking Nuclear War Survival Skills ebook for Suity to obsess over, with a foreword by Edward Teller no less, the original Dr Strangelove himself
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The post-apocalyptic radiation might ,mutate him into a beautiful blonde.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostZeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.
HTH
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MF - So I can feel super awesome about myself. Also useful as cannon/zombie fodder.
Cliphead - As he can cook and is a good drinking buddy.
Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.
HTH
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I agree with Cojak - she's resourceful, cheerful (when the banhammer isn't out) and knows how to make beer
Pondy - he usually makes me laugh
Troll - loads of people for the price of one
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