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I would take the 3 fattest. Then kill them and eat them. Can I take Fava beans and Cianti too?
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI think if one of the ladies was northernladyuk you would prefer to be in the cage......
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.
But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!
/casual sexism.
But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostNot so sure about that - With his four kids, he's well on the way already!
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm sure brown paper bags had a useful antiradiation capacity.
Why else would HMG have included the advice in "Protect & Survive"?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?
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I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!
/casual sexism.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostProbably waxed paper bags were more for thermal protection, either from the initial blast or keeping warm in the subsequent days holed up in a shelter.
Here's an interesting looking Nuclear War Survival Skills ebook for Suity to obsess over, with a foreword by Edward Teller no less, the original Dr Strangelove himself
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostZeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.
HTH
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MF - So I can feel super awesome about myself. Also useful as cannon/zombie fodder.
Cliphead - As he can cook and is a good drinking buddy.
Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.
HTH
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I agree with Cojak - she's resourceful, cheerful (when the banhammer isn't out) and knows how to make beer
Pondy - he usually makes me laugh
Troll - loads of people for the price of one
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