Sex advice, Indian style

[Pondlife]

Q: In the mornings I often get a full Nargis. Is this ok to use?

JFK: We do these things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

[mudskipper]

I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

[tractor]

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I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

Halfords, and don't call me clitoris

[MicrosoftBob]

I can't be bothered to read it all, does any of the advice involve 'doing the needful' ?

[vetran]

I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

with Mrs V it just needs a little tadpole and her bulgarian airbags are huge.

[xoggoth]

I was interested in the answer to the goat question too, MTT. Do as the wise chap suggests, go ahead and ask her, I asked my goat and she said yes.

[original PM]

and you wonder why the code never works......

[vetran]

I was interested in the answer to the goat question too, MTT. Do as the wise chap suggests, go ahead and ask her, I asked my goat and she said yes.

Old Greg's goat says 'yes, yes, yesssssssssss!' apparently.