Reply to: Sex advice, Indian style

[vetran]

I was interested in the answer to the goat question too, MTT. Do as the wise chap suggests, go ahead and ask her, I asked my goat and she said yes.

Old Greg's goat says 'yes, yes, yesssssssssss!' apparently.

[original PM]

and you wonder why the code never works......

[xoggoth]

I was interested in the answer to the goat question too, MTT. Do as the wise chap suggests, go ahead and ask her, I asked my goat and she said yes.

[vetran]

I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

with Mrs V it just needs a little tadpole and her bulgarian airbags are huge.

[MicrosoftBob]

I can't be bothered to read it all, does any of the advice involve 'doing the needful' ?

[tractor]

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I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

Halfords, and don't call me clitoris

[mudskipper]

I was reading this this morning - it made me late for work.

Where do I get an air-pump clitoris?

[Pondlife]

Q: In the mornings I often get a full Nargis. Is this ok to use?

JFK: We do these things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

[suityou01]

Q: In the mornings I often get a full Nargis. Is this ok to use?

[vetran]

Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?

A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump?

not quite Dear Diedre.

[norrahe]

I would like to ask him some questions. The first one of which is:

Q: How do you get any?

A. See the thread about finding a new cleaner.

[Mich the Tester]

Q: I am a 32-yr-old happily married man from Karjat. Recently, I've been having mixed feelings about cheating on my wife. I have a goat; her name is Ramila. Over the past two months, I have been thinking about how it would feel to make love to her. Is this normal? Will I contract a goat-related STD? Please help!

A: Ask Ramila whether she would like it! Bestiality is not considered normal and it is illegal.

[suityou01]

Q: I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer]. I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do?

A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees. God doesn't help gullible, foolish men. Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love.

[tractor]

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BBC News - Ask the Sexpert: The 90-year-old sex guru

This guy's pretty forthright but the questions show he still have plenty of work to do.

MahinderWatsa.com : Sex education questions and answers from the MumbaiMirror columns of Dr.Mahinder Watsa

Reminds me of the ol joke "Doctor, girls laugh at me because one of my balls is bigger than the other two"

Mind you, if he was playing darts he may well have found himself menstruating.

[Pondlife]

Is that you heading to the airport with a wallet full of Thai Baht?