doing my first contract next week

[quackhandle]

AirBnB is your friend.*




*Unless the host gruesomely murders you in the night, skins you and puts on your skin and dances over your still warm body.

Good luck.

qh

[northernladuk]

AirBnB is your friend.*




*Unless the host gruesomely murders you in the night, skins you and puts on your skin and dances over your still warm body.

Good luck.

qh

And like sleeping in an unknown number of previous occupants poo crumbs.

[quackhandle]

And like sleeping in an unknown number of previous occupants poo crumbs.

Indeed, I did check the sheets were clean.

qh

[LondonManc]

Indeed, I did check the sheets were clean.

qh

But only at the start.

We know your sort now.

[MrMarkyMark]

But only at the start.

We know your sort now.

quackhandle strikes me as a curtains man.

HTH.

[quackhandle]

quackhandle strikes me as a curtains man.

HTH.

qh

[LondonManc]

Hmm, must be awkward for a voyeur to be the touchy feely type.

[Lance]

And like sleeping in an unknown number of previous occupants poo crumbs.

I've had that in hotels as well (only in London though).
Blood stains as well (not just London).

[LondonManc]

I've had that in hotels as well (only in London though).
Blood stains as well (not just London).

Could be worse, could be staying at the vomit-covered Newquay Travelodge.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUs...ECK_RATES_CONT