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Client asking to go permanent
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What's wrong with the traditional response of a sharp intake of breath while bearing one's teeth followed by a hollow laugh? -
Lol.. And when you've stopped you say 'sorry, I thought you asked me to go permanent for a moment then'Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhat's wrong with the traditional response of a sharp intake of breath while bearing one's teeth followed by a hollow laugh?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Beware the dark side...many non-pay related appraisals lay down that path.

qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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As Yoda was fond of saying, it leads to suffering. Nuff said.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostBeware the dark side...many non-pay related appraisals lay down that path.

qhThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI agree - if you show interest you're doomed. Just say "no thank you, I am committed to working as a contractor".
And pin this above your desk for good measure.
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Client was doing the whole PDR CDR thing earlier this year, all the permies running round and sweating about it. Funny thing was their boss in the kitchen saying what a load of tulip it all was.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostBeware the dark side...many non-pay related appraisals lay down that path.

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avoid, run, hide.
As soon as they have a perm figure they have in mind, it makes your day rate look v. expensive - don't even entertain it. I made the mistake of having the conversation once. Was a pain, and one I wont repeat.Comment
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Shows that your perm rates weren't high enough.Originally posted by Danglekt View Postavoid, run, hide.
As soon as they have a perm figure they have in mind, it makes your day rate look v. expensive - don't even entertain it. I made the mistake of having the conversation once. Was a pain, and one I wont repeat.
I don't care what other perms are on; if they want me to go perm, it's got to be enough tomaintain my lifestylekeep the enemy in handbags.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostShows that your perm rates weren't high enough.
I don't care what other perms are on; if they want me to go perm, it's got to be enough tomaintain my lifestylekeep the enemy in handbags.
Amateur! What's wrong with keeping her in the cellar?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The dishes don't clean themselves you know.Originally posted by WTFH View PostAmateur! What's wrong with keeping her in the cellar?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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