Minister for the Eighteenth Century

[WTFH]

I do the two spaces thing. No idea where I got that from.

We may never know. But at least we know where you got the yellow teeth from.

[darmstadt]

I do the two spaces thing. No idea where I got that from.

So do I, learnt it at school.

I originally thought the article was a parody but seems not

[BlasterBates]

Pointless rules are OK as long as they don't come from an EU bureaucrat.

[meridian]

absolutely hilarious one of your best ever impugns his manhood and the other calls him a word you can't use on the radio. Side splittingly funny and so intelligent.

Yes, exactly right. Not sure why you had to write down all your “inside thoughts” as you explained the joke slowly to yourself, though.

[AtW]

Damn 36 minutes too late

That decided Waterloo...

[Old Greg]

I do the two spaces thing. No idea where I got that from.

Remedial typing classes?

Last human to use two spaces after a full stop dies

[Zigenare]

The real tragedy is that he has to explain this in the first place.

The fact that an ugly, fat, publicity seeking comedienne decides to make sport of his education and standards is neither here nor there. I suppose we should be grateful that she didn't ridicule his religious beliefs while she was at it.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Give them an inch and they'll take 1.60934km.

[meridian]

The real tragedy is that he has to explain this in the first place.

The real tragedy is that Mr. Rees-Mogg has an overinflated sense of his own portance, and that people lap it up due to the posh accent and frequent use of Latin.

Put simply, he doesn’t check his own work.

[vetran]

I'm typing tulip as usual.

now that is exactly right for your posts. FTFY