Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?
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By the ears I believe is his adviceOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostShall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?Comment
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I'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do
A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC NewsI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Pigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.Originally posted by Whorty View PostI'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do
A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC NewsComment
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Are we talking about Cameron again?Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostPigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.
Or was that a pig in a negligee ?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Quite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostI wouldn't waste good Yorkshire Tea
British tea, jam and biscuits will be at the heart of Britain's Brexit trade plansComment
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Excellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostQuite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.
Win-win really.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostExcellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.
Win-win really.
yeah definitely for the UK
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Dead on questionOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostShall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?Comment
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