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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2019, 09:19
Originally posted by stonehenge View Post

I wish I was that gammon.

She is a vampire on the neck of that gammon.
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stonehenge replied

18 April 2019, 08:10
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I wish I was that gammon.
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AtW replied

17 April 2019, 21:28
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?

Dead on question
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vetran replied

17 April 2019, 21:28
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Excellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.

Win-win really.

yeah definitely for the UK
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NotAllThere replied

17 April 2019, 19:44
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Quite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.

Excellent. I'll be able to get it in my local supermarket, rather than having to do a yearly trip to the UK to stock up.

Win-win really.
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greenlake replied

17 April 2019, 19:13
Originally posted by BlueSharp View Post

Hug a gammon
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Old Greg replied

17 April 2019, 19:10
Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post

I wouldn't waste good Yorkshire Tea

Quite right. It's earmarked for export to replace the legacy manufacturing industries.

British tea, jam and biscuits will be at the heart of Britain's Brexit trade plans
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Whorty replied

17 April 2019, 13:04
Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post

Pigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.

Are we talking about Cameron again? Or was that a pig in a negligee ?
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Yorkie62 replied

17 April 2019, 12:41
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do

A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC News

Pigs in Blankets. That's what you have to do with your bacon now.
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Whorty replied

17 April 2019, 09:40
I'm sick of these mixed messages .. on the one hand we're asked to hug a gammon, and on the other hand we're told to avoid them as they cause cancer. Come on media ... what do you want us to do

A rasher of bacon a day 'ups cancer risk' - BBC News
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Yorkie62 replied

17 April 2019, 09:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?

By the ears I believe is his advice
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BrilloPad replied

17 April 2019, 08:22
Shall I ask David Cameron on how best to hug a gammon?
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Yorkie62 replied

17 April 2019, 08:10
Originally posted by stonehenge View Post

Up until a couple of weeks ago the Express was continually banging on about traitors and betrayal.

Yes but our MPs have now bogged off on the two week Easter break. Wait until they are back and normal service will be resumed.
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stonehenge replied

17 April 2019, 08:07
Up until a couple of weeks ago the Express was continually banging on about traitors and betrayal.
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Yorkie62 replied

17 April 2019, 08:03
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Already something we agree on.

Don't push it...Everyone has their limits and RED lines
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