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17 October 2019, 09:34

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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17 October 2019, 18:37

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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17 October 2019, 18:43

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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17 October 2019, 18:58

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#665

17 October 2019, 21:59

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And now we’re back to Cameron.

…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore
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#666

18 October 2019, 08:50

For the patriots out there....

We've seen numerous images of patriotic Brexiters flying the flag only for it to be wrong, here's a handy guide for them:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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18 October 2019, 09:05

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We've seen numerous images of patriotic Brexiters flying the flag only for it to be wrong, here's a handy guide for them:

maybe they've been boarded and need help?
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19 October 2019, 12:41

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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19 October 2019, 18:00

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Channelling their inner Iain Paisley
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20 October 2019, 09:14

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