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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I see our resident Bexiters have been getting triggered and twating:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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so it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.
too bad, some of them were funnyComment
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Why do Brexiters like tea so much? Because tea leaves.Originally posted by BR14 View Postso it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.
too bad, some of them were funny
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Oh come on, that tweet about the army taking over parliament is hilariousOriginally posted by BR14 View Postso it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.
too bad, some of them were funny
You can just imagine the spittle dribbling from the guys mouth as he furiously thumps the keys to post that 
I wonder how many keyboards Ziggy has broken these past 3 years?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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probably two less than youOriginally posted by Whorty View PostOh come on, that tweet about the army taking over parliament is hilarious
You can just imagine the spittle dribbling from the guys mouth as he furiously thumps the keys to post that 
I wonder how many keyboards Ziggy has broken these past 3 years?
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The wife still doesn't know why the keys keep getting stuckOriginally posted by BR14 View Postprobably two less than you
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Well if you think about it, it is a joke. Leavers are always going; "Remainer, you lost, get over it" yet there are hundreds of these types of postings (this was one of the more coherent) and basically, they're moaning that they lost. Some of the postings are quite scary, I just hope that there are no sharp implements near them when they write them...Originally posted by BR14 View Postso it's NOT a joke thread now, just another bullkrap B****t thread full of the usual polemic sh1te.
too bad, some of them were funny
(Some of them make me laugh at the absolute stupidity of what they write)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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She didn't guess it was saliva.Originally posted by Whorty View PostThe wife still doesn't know why the keys keep getting stuck
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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