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21 September 2019, 15:18

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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21 September 2019, 15:22

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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21 September 2019, 15:26

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#544

21 September 2019, 20:20

How many gammon does it take to change a lightbulb?

Millions. First to successfully campaign to leave the EU, and then to wait in the dark for the proper inefficient incandescent light bulbs to make a comeback.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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22 September 2019, 19:12

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22 September 2019, 19:16

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23 September 2019, 07:26

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23 September 2019, 09:02

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#549

24 September 2019, 10:50

If you fancy a bit of entertainment, try the "Brexit Party supporters UK" Facebook group. They're really quite upset.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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24 September 2019, 10:58

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