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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Shouldn't that be "a group of Brexit voters"? It doesn't work otherwise...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat's the difference between a Brexit voter and a circus?
One's a cunning bunch of stunts and the other is a ....His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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And exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...Originally posted by original PM View Post
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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oPM is a xenophobe and a fantasist who believes the hype that we beat the Nazis on our own. He doesn't understand all the luck and help we had to hold on and just about survive the war. He's delusional. Ignore him.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Saw it on memedroid yesterday -- thought it was funnyOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd exactly what does that have to do with Brexit apart from the fact that Churchill was all for a European union...
and it seemed posting it in a pointless thread was the best place for it.Comment
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The thread is open to anyone wanting to post jokes concerning Brexit. It just seems that the Brexiteers are a singularly humourless group.Originally posted by original PM View PostSaw it on memedroid yesterday -- thought it was funny
and it seemed posting it in a pointless thread was the best place for it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I wonder if the UK public are aware that after the Lisbon Treaty in 2020, the first born male child must be named Ian and that because of the new standardised EU birth certificate, shall henceforth be referred to as "Europe Ian."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShouldn't that be "a group of Brexit voters"? It doesn't work otherwise...
Neither does Darmy in the UK!Comment
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