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9 September 2019, 09:46

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Finland was a co-belligerent of Germany against the USSR, not a member of the Axis.
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9 September 2019, 11:43

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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9 September 2019, 12:05

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Surely this should say "Tell the barmaid what you want, but no matter what she serves you, tell her it's not what you asked for, and that you're not going to pay anyway."

I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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12 September 2019, 18:09

Johnson denies lying to Queen over Parliament suspension - BBC News
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