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21 August 2019, 07:31

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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21 August 2019, 12:06

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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22 August 2019, 10:50

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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22 August 2019, 14:12

T-shirt for Leavers:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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22 August 2019, 16:20

Twat...

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22 August 2019, 16:48

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Twat...

That's plain bloody ignorance!

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22 August 2019, 17:27

Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

That's plain bloody ignorance!

At the time of posting it wasn't, still wouldn't do it and he's still a twat...

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23 August 2019, 05:04

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

At the time of posting it wasn't, still wouldn't do it and he's still a twat...

Stop being so defensive. You I would call a twunt, Johnson I would accuse of being ignorant, certainly naïve. What did he think would happen when people saw a photograph like that?

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