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[vetran]

There are two types of people in this world. Those that have actually served their country, and those that WISHED they had served their country.

Which one are you?

he serviced the country bumpkins apparently. His part in our victory, however small (apparently NLyUK calls him fun size for a reason).

[Old Greg]

Be nice to him, he served at Checkpoint Charlie.
And then he did the washing up at Osnabruck.

Now that the prospect of a real Brexit is fading, maybe the imaginary EU superstate's imaginary army's imaginary catering corps will need an imaginary ex serviceman.

[Old Greg]

he serviced the country bumpkins apparently. His part in our victory, however small (apparently NLyUK calls him fun size for a reason).

She calls you KitKat because you like four fingers inside you.

[Whorty]

There are two types of people in this world. Those that have actually served their country, and those that WISHED they had served their country.

Which one are you?

Almost right, but actually there are 3 types of people in this world ....

- Those that have actually served their country (not you)
- Those that WISHED they had served their country (you)
- Those that never felt the need to serve in the army as they know they have the skills and ability to be independent and not need to live by following orders of others (most of the rest of us)

You're welcome

[shaunbhoy]

- Those that never felt the need to serve in the army as they know they don't have the skills and ability(Whorty)

You're welcome

[Old Greg]

You're welcome

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

[shaunbhoy]

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

And don't call me Shirley!

[WTFH]

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

That’s not very nice. Turns out he has a mate who once applied to be in the TA. His mate’s phone stopped working one day and Sean switched it off and on again. Hey presto, career repairing military comms equipment.

[NotAllThere]

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

I would really like to see a dray horse attempting to peel potatoes.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

Folding down the sharp edges of tin cans.

[Old Greg]

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

And don't call me Shirley!

An obvious fantasy on your part, when they wouldn't even allow you near a cutting edge to peel the spuds. At least you got to mop the floor.