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I'm stocking Asda Smart Price dog food to keep the old man going while he's servicing European lorry drivers for hard currency.Originally posted by stonehenge View Post -
We have deer and pheasant on our and ducks on our lake ..... I guess we can just about survive on game pie until everything settles down
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I've just got my consumer credit licence so will be offering high interest, small cash loans to the local population, utilising questionable collection tactics.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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If that runs short, there will still be plentiful supplies of gammon and mince.Originally posted by Whorty View PostWe have deer and pheasant on our and ducks on our lake ..... I guess we can just about survive on game pie until everything settles downComment
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Assuming there's some kind of postal service, I'll be glad to send emergency supplies to anyone suffering from a lack of rösti, fondue, chocolate, cuckoo-clocks* or indeed any EU product. For a price.
*Yes. I do know they're not Swiss, but the Black Forest is within walking distance.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Poaching? Sounds like fun.Originally posted by Whorty View PostWe have deer and pheasant on our and ducks on our lake ..... I guess we can just about survive on game pie until everything settles downHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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How is it poaching? Do you ever think before you post?Originally posted by Mordac View Post
I have a lake with ducks on. I'm pretty sure I can eat my own ducks. Pheasant are wild (well, probably released by someone local at some stage, but wild now) - on my land, so I can hunt them. Same for Moorhens on my lake. Loads of wood pigeons, very tasty too. Deer, I can also hunt but only in season although once Britain goes into chaos no one is going to care about hunting seasons when they're starving.
Try to understand what you're about to post before you press return.
Or are you suggesting you want to poach on my land? Go ahead, see how far you get
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Oh yeah watch out Mordy. He has a black belt in Origami!Originally posted by Whorty View PostOr are you suggesting you want to poach on my land? Go ahead, see how far you get
He once threatened a pimply teenage trespasser you know. And on the back of that he is now convinced that he would be awesome in a battle scenario.
You couldn't make it up!!
Too much time spent playing Call of Duty methinks.
He packs all the military punch of a sandbag.......but without the intellectual savvy.
Come on..........tell us another one oh mighty warrior!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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So speaks the keyboard warrior Sargent SpudOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh yeah watch out Mordy. He has a black belt in Origami!
He once threatened a pimply teenage trespasser you know. And on the back of that he is now convinced that he would be awesome in a battle scenario.
You couldn't make it up!!
Too much time spent playing Call of Duty methinks.
He packs all the military punch of a sandbag.......but without the intellectual savvy.
Come on..........tell us another one oh mighty warrior!!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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