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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Along with his knowledge of almost everything else...



    He doesn't know his 'cul' from his 'coude', n'est pas?
    you could be right
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #12
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      Passports are blue
      They're all made in France
      Merci beaucoup
      They'll take ages to get here, at customs, they're stuck.
      Cause we don't have a trade deal, so who gives a f**k ?
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        They'll take ages to get here, at customs, they're stuck.
        Cause we don't have a trade deal, so who gives a f**k ?
        I'll get yer coat! - and a pint doon ra pub

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

          Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.
          he collaborated with AssGuru?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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