Roses are red

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vetran replied

4 June 2018, 19:15
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.

he collaborated with AssGuru?
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BR14 replied

4 June 2018, 18:57
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

They'll take ages to get here, at customs, they're stuck.
Cause we don't have a trade deal, so who gives a f**k ?

I'll get yer coat! - and a pint doon ra pub
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TestMangler replied

4 June 2018, 17:41
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

They'll take ages to get here, at customs, they're stuck.
Cause we don't have a trade deal, so who gives a f**k ?
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WTFH replied

4 June 2018, 16:12
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Along with his knowledge of almost everything else...

He doesn't know his 'cul' from his 'coude', n'est pas?

you could be right
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radish2008 replied

4 June 2018, 16:04
Originally posted by saptastic View Post

amended

If that logic was correct shouldn't all of our missiles be made in China ?
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Mordac replied

4 June 2018, 16:04
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

Along with his knowledge of almost everything else...

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.

He doesn't know his 'cul' from his 'coude', n'est pas?
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scooterscot replied

4 June 2018, 15:11
Oh wundervoll
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WTFH replied

4 June 2018, 14:23
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

Passports are black
I thought sassy was a cretin

you really are slack
Just like Oliver Letwin
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LondonManc replied

4 June 2018, 14:16
Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo.
Don't worry too much, I'll be there too; not in a cage but laughing at you.
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GreenMirror replied

4 June 2018, 14:12
Passports are black
I thought sassy was a cretin
but you really are a xxxxxx

I ran out of inspiration at that point. Any ideas?
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WTFH replied

4 June 2018, 13:51
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.
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saptastic replied

4 June 2018, 13:46
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
so the taxpayer saves millions
Merci beaucoup

amended
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Mordac replied

4 June 2018, 13:38
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

Are you just 3 months behind with the news, or did it take you 3 months to come up with that little work of genius?
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scooterscot started a topic Roses are red

4 June 2018, 13:30
Roses are red

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup
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