Roses are red

[scooterscot]

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

[Mordac]

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

Are you just 3 months behind with the news, or did it take you 3 months to come up with that little work of genius?

[saptastic]

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
so the taxpayer saves millions
Merci beaucoup

amended

[WTFH]

Passports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup

Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.

[GreenMirror]

Passports are black
I thought sassy was a cretin
but you really are a xxxxxx

I ran out of inspiration at that point. Any ideas?

[LondonManc]

Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo.
Don't worry too much, I'll be there too; not in a cage but laughing at you.

[WTFH]

Passports are black
I thought sassy was a cretin

you really are slack
Just like Oliver Letwin

[scooterscot]

Oh wundervoll

[Mordac]

Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.

Along with his knowledge of almost everything else...

Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.

He doesn't know his 'cul' from his 'coude', n'est pas?

[radish2008]

amended

If that logic was correct shouldn't all of our missiles be made in China ?