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They'll take ages to get here, at customs, they're stuck.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostPassports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup
Cause we don't have a trade deal, so who gives a f**k ?
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If that logic was correct shouldn't all of our missiles be made in China ?Originally posted by saptastic View Postamended
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Along with his knowledge of almost everything else...Originally posted by WTFH View PostYour knowledge of French is underwhelming.
He doesn't know his 'cul' from his 'coude', n'est pas?Originally posted by WTFH View PostPronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo.
Don't worry too much, I'll be there too; not in a cage but laughing at you.
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Passports are black
I thought sassy was a cretin
but you really are a xxxxxx
I ran out of inspiration at that point. Any ideas?
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Your knowledge of French is underwhelming.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostPassports are blue
They're all made in France
Merci beaucoup
Pronouncing "coup" in a way that rhymes with "blue" makes it sound (to a French ear) more like "cul", a term for a backside.
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Roses are red
Passports are blue
They're all made in France
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