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Urgent advice: HMRC liabilities

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    #31
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    Shocking stuff.

    Out of interest, why is it that that VAT man is the harshest of them all? Is it quite simply because the VAT process and calculation is the most glaringly obvious?
    In the days of Pre HMRC VAT was Customs & Excise and Corp Tax was Inland Revenue, only one of those two people had the power to ask you to spread your legs while they donned a latex glove
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #32
      FTFY

      only one of those two people had the power to ask you to spread your legs while they donned a latex glove, whilst saying, "this is gonna hurt me, more than its gonna hurt you, laddie."
      Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 15 December 2015, 11:17.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #33
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        In the days of Pre HMRC VAT was Customs & Excise and Corp Tax was Inland Revenue, only one of those two people were in any way competant.
        FTFY
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #34
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          FTFY
          *competent. FTFFY :-)

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            #35
            Originally posted by Alan @ BroomeAffinity View Post
            *competent. FTFFY :-)
            Just what we need. Smart ass accountants with a spell checker
            Last edited by northernladuk; 15 December 2015, 13:34.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #36
              Certain words should always be spelled competently, and "competent" is one of them.

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Just what we need. Smart ass accountants with a spell checker
                I hope my smart ass accountants have a calculator to be fair
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #38
                  Jesus wept, How on earth did you get into this mess ??




                  As others have said. Get onto the blower ASAP
                  Polishing a turd near you!!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by vadhert View Post
                    Jesus wept, How on earth did you get into this mess ??

                    Oddly enough it's very easy. You don't do anything and hey presto.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #40
                      Regardless of personal situation. This should never happen. Its not personal money so don't treat it as such.

                      Sounds like everything was withdrawn including the kitchen sink.
                      Polishing a turd near you!!

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