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    Default Rapture has commenced...

    If the 18:00 local time prognostication is correct, the people of Kiritimati, Christmas Island and Kiribati should have been the first to be enraptured (or cast into the pit, or whatever) a few minutes ago.

    I tried tweeting them and there was no reply, so we can assume it's happening

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    Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

    Timelines

    Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.

    Because the Bible tells us the Antichrist will someday achieve total control over the global economy, technological advancements are a necessary factor in his rise to power. The development of the microprocessor is one of the most amazing timelines you can observe
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

    Timelines

    Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.
    I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

    New Zealand and others just went by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

    New Zealand and others just went by the way
    If it had happened then at least I wouldn't have had to put up with Mrs Gonzo making me watch American Idol.

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