Rapture has commenced...

[NickFitz]

If the 18:00 local time prognostication is correct, the people of Kiritimati, Christmas Island and Kiribati should have been the first to be enraptured (or cast into the pit, or whatever) a few minutes ago.

I tried tweeting them and there was no reply, so we can assume it's happening

[NickFitz]

Tongans: gone; Chatham Islanders: on their way now (thanks to their weird off-by-forty-five-minutes time zone)

[doodab]

Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

Timelines

Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.

Because the Bible tells us the Antichrist will someday achieve total control over the global economy, technological advancements are a necessary factor in his rise to power. The development of the microprocessor is one of the most amazing timelines you can observe

[NickFitz]

Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

Timelines

Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.

I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

New Zealand and others just went by the way

[NickFitz]

Potential problem: How God is managing the 2011 rapture - The Oatmeal

[Old Greg]

My cat is nowhere to be seen. I think I know what he's been up to Sunday mornings recently.

[amcdonald]

There better be Zombies or it's going to be really boring

[DaveB]

Never mind all that, I'm off to the After Party

[NickFitz]

Today's DIY project:

[Gonzo]

I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

New Zealand and others just went by the way

If it had happened then at least I wouldn't have had to put up with Mrs Gonzo making me watch American Idol.