Anyone's arrived yet?
Mine has a delivery date of 12th March, fookin ages away!!
Mine has a delivery date of 12th March, fookin ages away!!

Delivered to office? Working from home? Or just going to have twitchy bum all day?
Delivered to office? Working from home? Or just going to have twitchy bum all day? 
Now, keep it quiet or open the packaging in front of them? Hmm...
Now, keep it quiet or open the packaging in front of them? Hmm...

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