Spanking your monkey on the train

[MarillionFan]

With one of these?

NSFW
Monkey Spanker
NSFW

LOL

I bought two.

[DaveB]

With one of these?

NSFW
Monkey Spanker
NSFW

[realityhack]

Light Relief is an appropriate home for this.

[amcdonald]

To quote Jay & Silent Bob "In a world gone mad, you don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks you"

[doodab]

That's totally immoral.

She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!

We both had tickets.

[landl]

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

That's totally immoral.

She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!

[d000hg]

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

What's an old-fashioned blowjob?

[landl]

I remember a chap who worked at one of my previous employers exposed himself to a lady & her daughter on a train.

There was an odd chap at a place I used to work that was fired because he'd watch internet porn all day whilst playing with himself at his desk. Shame he didn't work at the IMF, he probably would've been given a promotion.

[doodab]

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

[landl]

Hi new sockie.

I'm not a sockie, I'm a free man. Be seeing you.

[DimPrawn]

Hi new sockie.

[landl]

No, best not.