No, best not.
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Spanking your monkey on the train
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I'm not a sockie, I'm a free man. Be seeing you.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHi new sockie.

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An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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There was an odd chap at a place I used to work that was fired because he'd watch internet porn all day whilst playing with himself at his desk. Shame he didn't work at the IMF, he probably would've been given a promotion.Originally posted by zeitghostI remember a chap who worked at one of my previous employers exposed himself to a lady & her daughter on a train.Comment
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What's an old-fashioned blowjob?Originally posted by doodab View PostAn ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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That's totally immoral.Originally posted by doodab View PostAn ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.
She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!Comment
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We both had tickets.Originally posted by landl View PostThat's totally immoral.
She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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To quote Jay & Silent Bob "In a world gone mad, you don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks you"Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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