Spanking your monkey on the train

**DimPrawn** · 18 May 2011, 13:52

Hi new sockie.

**landl** · 18 May 2011, 13:55

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Hi new sockie.

I'm not a sockie, I'm a free man. Be seeing you.

**doodab** · 18 May 2011, 14:04

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

**landl** · 18 May 2011, 14:06

Originally posted by zeitghost

I remember a chap who worked at one of my previous employers exposed himself to a lady & her daughter on a train.

There was an odd chap at a place I used to work that was fired because he'd watch internet porn all day whilst playing with himself at his desk. Shame he didn't work at the IMF, he probably would've been given a promotion.

**d000hg** · 18 May 2011, 14:08

Originally posted by doodab View Post

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

What's an old-fashioned blowjob?

**landl** · 18 May 2011, 14:10

Originally posted by doodab View Post

An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.

That's totally immoral.

She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!

**doodab** · 18 May 2011, 14:13

Originally posted by landl View Post

That's totally immoral.

She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!

We both had tickets.

**amcdonald** · 18 May 2011, 14:56

To quote Jay & Silent Bob "In a world gone mad, you don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks you"

**realityhack** · 18 May 2011, 15:00

Light Relief is an appropriate home for this.

Spanking your monkey on the train