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  • sadkingbilly
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    you don't have to live in it, so why bother? does masochism run in the family?

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

    why bother? - the more you do, the more they'll expect. just ignore them and leave them to it.
    life's too short mate.
    chill.

    * tell him to sort it himself then, and/or **** off.
    Easy to say, not so easy to do.

    Especially after the 15 bin bags of rubbish I sorted, including the 60 litres of expired food & chocolate.

    My sister & I managed to ignore it for over 3 years, but sometimes Things Must Be Done before it turns into one of those sticky carpeted council houses I remember so well from my youthful TV fixing.

    Full of big ideas about this that & the other but no get up & go to actually do feck all about anything.

    The filling of the glass recycling box with yet more empty wine bottles was a major achievement the week before last

    As I recall my sister saying knocking on for 35 years ago "What did your last slave die of?".


    Actually mowing their lawns reduces my stress because at least I do a proper job not some half arsed can't be fecking bothered sort of job.

    Funny how the chap on the other side has paid me for mowing his lawns whilst idle **** hasn't paid a penny so far this year.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; Today, 16:03.

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

    Yes. But I and my sister would have been better off if we'd sold it to someone else.

    Then I wouldn't give a toss about the state of the place.

    And I wouldn't be vaccing someone else's fecking toe nails off their fecking carpets.

    Or putting up curtain rails for the idle feckers after a mere 3.5 years.

    Or mowing their fecking lawns.

    The idle fecker had the nerve to say that the lawns I'd laid were bumpy * (due to me removing the raised bed thingies installed by my late father).

    Which is rich coming from someone who's never laid a lawn in his entire idle life.

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    And breathe...
    why bother? - the more you do, the more they'll expect. just ignore them and leave them to it.
    life's too short mate.
    chill.

    * tell him to sort it himself then, and/or **** off.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

    have they paid you for the house?
    Yes. But I and my sister would have been better off if we'd sold it to someone else.

    Then I wouldn't give a toss about the state of the place.

    And I wouldn't be vaccing someone else's fecking toe nails off their fecking carpets.

    Or putting up curtain rails for the idle feckers after a mere 3.5 years.

    Or mowing their fecking lawns.

    The idle fecker had the nerve to say that the lawns I'd laid were bumpy (due to me removing the raised bed thingies installed by my late father).

    Which is rich coming from someone who's never laid a lawn in his entire idle life.

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    And breathe...
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; Today, 15:30.

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

    MillenniOM.

    Oh look, On 9th of March 2019 it was Moving In Next Door Day. What a thrill that was. I don't suppose the vac has seen the carpets since unless I was the one pushing it around.

    Says he bitterly, regretting selling the fecking thing to idle relatives, despite being warned.
    have they paid you for the house?

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
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    MillenniOM.

    Oh look, On 9th of March 2019 it was Moving In Next Door Day. What a thrill that was. I don't suppose the vac has seen the carpets since unless I was the one pushing it around.

    Says he bitterly, regretting selling the fecking thing to idle relatives, despite being warned.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; Today, 14:44.

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  • NickFitz
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    At the dentist

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  • WTFH
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    ...and on a mod pali page - 36063

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  • eek
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    video

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  • eek
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    appropriate

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  • eek
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    the

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  • eek
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    up

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  • eek
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    digs

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    and

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