Apparently St. George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon.
Fair play to the fella, I tried that once and had to spend the next 6 months in the spare room.
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Twelve years ago, my friend Chris came running out his room with emotional tears shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy!" He went on to say that he will never return to Thailand.
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The person who stole my diary has just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
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There's a new Indian restaurant opening in Bradford called The Giant Peach.
Their specialty is rolled daal.
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American reboot of the Thomas the Tank Engine series has modern animation.
Thomas is black, gay, 40 stone and carries an assault rifle.
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I put my old dogging kit up for auction on eBay. No bids but 25 watching.
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What?s the difference between politicians and lawyers?
A politician lies about everything. So does a lawyer, but in Latin.
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Saw a rhinoceros prostitute last night.
Same as any other, but she just charged more.......
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Apparently the producer Phil Spector's brother worked for Walkers in Quality Insurance.
Crispin Spector.
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I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but when she went for gender reassignment surgery,
the doctor told her - "what's the ******* point, you won't be able to see the thing anyway"
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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I often wonder what she's up to now......
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Originally posted by vetran View PostBaby Jesus was born in a stable as there was no room at the inn.
So their Premier Inns were full of illegals too then?
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