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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    Q. Name a great Welsh butter?
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    A. Ryan Giggs

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  • vetran
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    Somebody just asked me what I know about atoms.

    Very little

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  • vetran
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    Adele has declared her wish to marry Rich Paul

    Heather Mills hatched a similar plan years ago

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  • vetran
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    I just failed my RAF entrance exam.

    Apparently 'the Bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band ??

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  • WTFH
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    Today my doctor told me I was colour blind.


    That really came out of the purple.

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  • WTFH
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    It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

    My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)
    I expect you will still be talking Tulip & being unfunny in 2 years.

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  • WTFH
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    What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

    My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)

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  • vetran
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    Didn't know Alexei was their new driver?

    James May 'was rushed to hospital after crashing into a wall at 75mph during filming for the Amazon Prime show' The only thing to improve this episode would be if Clarkson were in the passenger seat.

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  • vetran
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    I don?t think the Man Utd WAGs have anything to worry about. I've not seen a bunch of men play away so badly in my lifetime.

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  • WTFH
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    I've almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs, but I'm stuck on u.

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  • WTFH
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    Lots of people in my meditation class have complained about the teacher so now he has been referred to the ommmmmmmbudsman.

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  • WTFH
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    *Enter New Password*


    PopeyewithnoSpinach



    *Password is not strong enough*

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  • WTFH
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    It’s my wife’s birthday in a couple of weeks and she’s been leaving jewellery catalogs all over our house.



    So I've taken the hint and got her a magazine rack.

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  • WTFH
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    I opened 3 birthday cards yesterday and I feel so grateful for all the money I received.


    Being a postman has such great perks.

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