'Mother Superior, she's dying. All the nuns gathered round the bed and one nun said "well we must offer Mother Superior a fresh glass of water".
'So they duly did that and Mother Superior dismissed it and said "take it away, I don't want that".
'So they went a little bit further and the nun said "I know, let's capture our very best cow and we'll milk her and offer a fresh glass of milk." They offered Mother Superior this fresh glass of milk and Mother Superior said "don't want it, take it away".
'A very naughty nun said "I know, let's put a real good glug of whisky in the milk - see if that will work".
'So they duly did that and Mother Superior drank the whole darn thing down.'
'The inevitable happened two days later, that Mother Superior is going to pass into the better world, and all the nuns gathered round her bed and said "do you have any final requests", and she said "yes, I just have one: whatever you do, do not sell that cow".'
'So they duly did that and Mother Superior dismissed it and said "take it away, I don't want that".
'So they went a little bit further and the nun said "I know, let's capture our very best cow and we'll milk her and offer a fresh glass of milk." They offered Mother Superior this fresh glass of milk and Mother Superior said "don't want it, take it away".
'A very naughty nun said "I know, let's put a real good glug of whisky in the milk - see if that will work".
'So they duly did that and Mother Superior drank the whole darn thing down.'
'The inevitable happened two days later, that Mother Superior is going to pass into the better world, and all the nuns gathered round her bed and said "do you have any final requests", and she said "yes, I just have one: whatever you do, do not sell that cow".'
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