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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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    Norwich have already sold out of season tickets for next season.

    To be fair, they only have to print one family ticket and then 'everyones' in.

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  • vetran
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    What a shame that Ray Liotta has died.

    He was a good fella.

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  • vetran
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    Ray Liotta's dead.

    He's survived by his daughter, Tarka.

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  • vetran
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    I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.

    In fact it couldn't give two hoots.

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  • vetran
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    Kevin Spacey...**** off.

    Coming over here, taking our knobs.

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  • vetran
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    I'm not saying that wartyis ugly but he got a job as Kevin Spacey's personal dresser and Spacey asked him if he minded if they stayed just friends.

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  • vetran
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    James Akaster/Nish Kumar telling Ricky Gervais to be a better comedian is like Diane Abbott telling Steven Hawking to be better at mathematics!

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  • vetran
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    Pick a band whose drummer is still alive.'

    'Yes?'

    'No.'

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  • vetran
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    Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
    It’s two gross.

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  • vetran
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    A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
    The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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  • vetran
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    How do you drown a hipster?
    Throw him in the mainstream.

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  • vetran
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    Why did the chicken go to the séance?
    To get to the other side.

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  • vetran
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    Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
    He was just going through a stage.

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  • vetran
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    A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …..... cola.”
    “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

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