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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Give a man a duck and you'll feed him for a week

    Teach a man to duck and he'll avoid low flying objects.
    Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.
    Teach him how to fish and you can be shot of him for an entire weekend.

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  • WTFH
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    Give a man a duck and you'll feed him for a week

    Teach a man to duck and he'll avoid low flying objects.

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  • vetran
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    Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

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  • vetran
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    NLyUK drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
    The lady says, "Come Again!"
    NLyUK says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

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  • vetran
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    Boy: The principal is so dumb!
    Girl: Do you know who I am?
    Boy: No...
    Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
    Boy: Do you know who I am?
    Girl: No...
    Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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  • vetran
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    Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

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  • vetran
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    Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

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  • WTFH
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    It was when my dad asked me to organise a surprise birthday party for my brother that I realised I wasn't the favourite twin.

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  • WTFH
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    A MALE Santa? This is just WOKE GONE MADE!

    It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas Steve.

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  • northernladuk
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    Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.

    Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

    The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.

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  • WTFH
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    The first rule of No Doubt Club is Don't Speak

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  • xoggoth
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    No they eat out
    Didn't understand that so had to Google. Mmmm!

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  • vetran
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    Do lesbians cook?

    No they eat out

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  • vetran
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    I lost my job as a dodgems operator for no good reason.

    It's ok though. I successfully sued the owner for funfair dismissal.

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  • vetran
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    The Archbishop of Canterbury has resigned because his position has become under tenable

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