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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check anyway.

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  • NotAllThere
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    What started at a pandemic became an IQ test. Since Omicron is an anagram of Moronic, it's clear we've all failed that test.

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  • vetran
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    The Duke of Edinburgh asked the Queen if she fancied sex.

    She responded, "Do one."

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  • vetran
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    The Chinese community in Liverpool always cook in pairs.

    They never Wok alone.

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  • WTFH
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    I wouldn’t say I was angry about my Peruvian ancestry. Incandescent is the word I would use

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  • NotAllThere
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    Have you heard of the Nu variant?

    Nu variant? What's Nu?

    Not much, what's Nu with you?

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  • vetran
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    For SE:

    Man lost for words when asked by his wife "what is mansplaining ?"
    Last edited by vetran; 25 November 2021, 15:56.

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  • vetran
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    That you Boris?

    Breaking News Headlines. The Daily Express have just announced that Peppa Pig is pregnant.

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  • vetran
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    I was trekking through the lake district, so far out that when I looked around there was no one to be seen when I stumbled across a load of TV controllers just scattered around everywhere.

    It was a remote area.

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  • WTFH
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    A Cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says:
    “Audi”

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  • vetran
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    Thank god. I’ve finally reached the age, where I can pretend to be hard of hearing with my wife...

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  • vetran
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    Prince Andrews diary has just been made public.

    His last entry was thirteen years old.

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  • vetran
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    Eddie redmayne apologises for playing the role of a trans gender person in a film as the trans community feels that the role should've been filled out by someone who was actually trans.

    I wonder if serial killers feel the same way when watching horrors.

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  • vetran
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    Why do mice have such small balls?

    Because very few of them know how to dance.

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  • vetran
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    Me and the missus went to a Tudor themed fancy dress, wearing black balaclavas, deeley boppers and black and yellow scarves.

    As Henry the 8th's two wives that were "Bee headed".

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