• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

Collapse

  • Paddy
    replied
    I was put off private music lessons because there was a minim charge.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Going to London to queue for hours to see a dead person.

    Uk the extreme rubber necking world champions 2022

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.

    I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.

    Leave a comment:


  • sadkingbilly
    replied

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived, the Aldi manager opened Till 2.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    So Prince Harry was allowed to wear his military uniform at the Queen's funeral after all.

    The one without the swastikas, obviously.

    Leave a comment:


  • Paddy
    replied
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Spices delivery.
    Cumin?

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

    Re-Morse code

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Just been to see my football team playing on a pitch full of stones and gravel We won 3-2 on aggregate..

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    If you ask me solar power is the way forward. But it won't happen overnight

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    I was told today I had my fathers ears.

    Talk about a strange Will reading.

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X