I just saw a dyslexic bloke with a load of spaghetti stuck in his arm.
He'd just had his pasta zeneca jab.
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What a touching and brilliant idea to hold a remembrance service for Prince Philip today.
I'd nearly forgotten..
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Has NLYUK hired Wossey?
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."
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I can only imagine the response when Prince Andrew dies, I think it’s fair to say he touched more people than Philip.
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As a Tribute to Prince Philip, the FA have announced all Premier League players will wear black armbands this weekend.
Piss taking feckers.
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Harry turns to Meghan and says "My Granddad just died."
"Oh no," she says "and on the same day as Prince Philip!"
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Somebody has ripped out all the pages in the Library dictionary, from RE to RH, there is no Rhyme, Nor Reason.
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So Prince Phillip died in the queen's arms,,,double standards, I haven't been allowed in a pub for months
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How safe are food supplements, really?
I knocked a big jar of Omega-3 capsules onto my foot, though fortunately it only gave me super fish oil injuries.
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A major guitar manufacturer has released a new model dedicated to COVID-19.
Next week sees the release of the Fender Batocaster
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A guitarist was shagging this fit woman when when her husband walked in on them,
"What the **** do you think you're doing?" he yelled.
"I told you he was stupid, " said the woman, "never marry a drummer. "
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