• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • FREE workshop: Preparing contractors for Autumn : Weds 29th Sep at 7.15pm. More details here.
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "The church gives good advice"

Collapse

  • mudskipper
    replied
    Spelling forgiveness wrong is unforgivable.

    Leave a comment:


  • Bee
    replied
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    If you loved me you would gargle.

    What!!!

    I don't need to love you to forgive you.

    Leave a comment:


  • original PM
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.
    Iiiii the ladies love a bit of jelly jewellery

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    If you loved me you would gargle.

    If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.

    Leave a comment:


  • original PM
    replied
    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.
    If you loved me you would gargle.

    Leave a comment:


  • Bee
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    What?
    Shut up.

    Leave a comment:


  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I bet a lot of praying is going on during every launch "please don't blow up please don't blow up"

    Leave a comment:


  • northernladuk
    replied
    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.
    What?

    Leave a comment:


  • Bee
    replied
    Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.

    Leave a comment:


  • scooterscot
    replied

    Leave a comment:


  • greenlake
    replied

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    started a topic The church gives good advice

    The church gives good advice




    Is that really what Jesus meant? Embarrassed vicar apologises to parishioners after putting up a sign up outside his church with a MUCH ruder meaning than he intended
    Reverend Bob Marshall erected sign outside Ebenezer Baptist Chapel
    The A-board read: 'Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit'
    58-year-old soon realised the sign had a rather strong sexual innuendo
    Clergyman, based in Buckley, North Wales, said wind has blown sign over
    peurile I know but I laughed.

    Welsh vicar apologises for putting up A-board message with rude hidden meaning | Daily Mail Online

Working...
X