Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet

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d000hg replied

11 June 2014, 09:02
Strawberry yoghurt!
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BrilloPad replied

11 June 2014, 08:43
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

She's already got DP.

Thanks for that at breakfast time.

Salmon and scrambled eggs?
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d000hg replied

11 June 2014, 08:20
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How about a douche?

She's already got DP.

'My girlfriend's genitals smell strongly and I don't know what to do' - Telegraph

Thanks for that at breakfast time.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 June 2014, 08:13
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?

Make sure you read the instructions carefully - there's a big difference between heating the water to 98 degrees Fahrenheit and 98 degrees Celsius.
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barrydidit replied

10 June 2014, 19:00
How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?
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Pondlife replied

10 June 2014, 18:50
Nothing says "I love you" like

http://sell.bizrice.com/upload/20120...et_Plunger.jpg

It's even got a ribbed handle for her pleasure.
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northernladyuk replied

10 June 2014, 18:45
A 12 inch strap-on.
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BrilloPad replied

10 June 2014, 18:23
How about a douche?

'My girlfriend's genitals smell strongly and I don't know what to do' - Telegraph
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BrilloPad replied

10 June 2014, 18:16
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

A trip up the Oxo Tower?

DP is bored with that. He goes there every week.
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greenlake replied

10 June 2014, 18:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Suggestions please.

Something for her to be reminded of you when you're away....

Prawn Mould 4 Cavity (65mm) Silicone 312 - U-Make-Em Soft Plastics
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Uncle Albert replied

10 June 2014, 18:10
A trip up the Oxo Tower?
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BrilloPad replied

10 June 2014, 18:02
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Overly generous me thinks.

okay. A house in anywhere other than Swindon?

BP
PS Can I be the first to suggest pearl necklace?
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DimPrawn replied

10 June 2014, 17:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why not give her a break from you?

Overly generous me thinks.
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BrilloPad replied

10 June 2014, 17:56
Why not give her a break from you?
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DimPrawn started a topic Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet

10 June 2014, 17:55
Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet

I've left it to the last minute.

Suggestions please.

So far I'm considering the following to keep our relationship solid.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEME...d_i=1000799743

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Her-...d_i=1000799743

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Clean...d_i=1000799743

Box Canvas Print of Paul Ross: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Craf...d_i=1000799743
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