Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet

[barrydidit]

How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?

[TheFaQQer]

How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?

Make sure you read the instructions carefully - there's a big difference between heating the water to 98 degrees Fahrenheit and 98 degrees Celsius.

[d000hg]

How about a douche?

She's already got DP.

'My girlfriend's genitals smell strongly and I don't know what to do' - Telegraph

Thanks for that at breakfast time.

[BrilloPad]

She's already got DP.

Thanks for that at breakfast time.

Salmon and scrambled eggs?

[d000hg]

Strawberry yoghurt!