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Previously on "Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet"
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She's already got DP.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow about a douche?
Thanks for that at breakfast time.
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Make sure you read the instructions carefully - there's a big difference between heating the water to 98 degrees Fahrenheit and 98 degrees Celsius.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostHow about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?
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How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?
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Nothing says "I love you" like
http://sell.bizrice.com/upload/20120...et_Plunger.jpg
It's even got a ribbed handle for her pleasure.
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Something for her to be reminded of you when you're away....Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSuggestions please.
Prawn Mould 4 Cavity (65mm) Silicone 312 - U-Make-Em Soft Plastics
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Help! Girlfriends birthday looms, no presents yet
I've left it to the last minute.
Suggestions please.
So far I'm considering the following to keep our relationship solid.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEME...d_i=1000799743
http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Her-...d_i=1000799743
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Clean...d_i=1000799743
Box Canvas Print of Paul Ross: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Craf...d_i=1000799743

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